Scope it, as in Horoscope: Yes, it’s true. When you read this, you may think it’s about you. When you think more about it, it isn’t. It’s about that person. Feel better now?
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Miss that deadline. Your coworkers will love it. Furthermore, they will be ecstatic when you refer to your college days of waiting until the last night to do your term paper. When you are late or miss that deadline, it throws everyone a curve, not just you.
Trivia: You can think of the Earth as a giant magnet. Wonder why it’s always sticking to my refrigerator. OK, I have no idea what that means. Let’s move on. A woman named Louise Greenfarb of Nevada reportedly had more than 21,000 refrigerator magnets, which made the Earth tilt slightly towards her kitchen. Nope, still have no idea. Helium was discovered on the sun 30 years before it was in my small intestines – – I mean Earth.
The list – – Items eaten out of the Stanley Cup.
1. Patrick Kane – Buffalo wings.
2. Marian Hossa – Pirogi
3. Ice cream by many players.
4. Blackhawk players liked cereal.
SOURCE: Christopher Borrelli: Tribune Newspapers.
Closer: Chances are pretty good you will itch today. Most likely after reading this item.