Scope it, as in Horoscope: Seriously, when someone says they want to “just be friends” it will be the best thing that ever happened to you.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: There is an APP for that and that is exactly the problem. Do you even look forward when you walk and talk anymore or are you always pushing buttons?
Trivia: Follow this one if you must. A man named Henry Ziegland broke up with his girlfriend because he was tired of always being picked last in those alphabetical Dodge ball games. Wow, lost track on that part. The girlfriend’s brother got mad and shot him. He missed and hit the tree. The bullet lodged in the tree only to be forgotten until that tree needed to come down. Now it gets hazy, or is that just because I took off my glasses? For some reason, yet to be explained fully, Ziegland decided to down the tree by using dynamite. The explosion dislodged the bullet and killed Mr. Ziegland. They are still counting the rings on the tree and held a Dodge ball game in his honor. Much like tree scales, fish have them, too, to a certain extent. You bet, for aging purposes, like my big toe.
The List: Top TV Shows.
1. “Sunday Night Football” – 25.6 million viewers.
2. “NCIS” – 19.4 million.
3. “Sunday Night Pre-Kick” – 19.3 million.
Closer: Just say no to “The Monster Mash.” Thank you. Enjoy your day.