Scope it, as in Horoscope: Count the number of times you get told to vote. Make a game of it.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Be thankful Thomas Jefferson wasn’t told, “hey you spelled that wrong” or “don’t you think you need a semicolin in that spot?” Jefferson was overheard saying, “semicolon, my …”
Trivia: Every single navel orange is derived from a mutant tree that appeared on a plantation in Brazil. This happened in the 19th century. I always have lint in my navel orange. There is a certain species of the female angler fish that weighs about 20 pounds. The male is less than 4 inches long. Ouch! Meanwhile, flush toilets have been around in some form since 1707. Tell that to my uncle, please. Speaking (or writing) about Thomas Jefferson, he trained a deer to eat from his pockets.
Closer: Vote early and often. Wait, this isn’t “American Idol” or … You fill in the blank and see you at the polls. If you head to the poles, have a nice trip.