Scope it, as in Horoscope: It really is too good to be true, no matter how many times you have heard it. Sorry.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Death sentence. If you know someone who is set to become the oldest person in the world, hide them. The minute everyone finds out, it’s over.
Trivia: A sun dog is a mock or false sun. It is a bright spot of light that sometimes appears on either side of the sun at the same distance above the horizon as the sun by an angle of 22 degrees. Wow. Not all trivia is fun. I will never get the time I spent writing that one back, or that line either. Water is less dense as a solid an expands when cooled. So do my intestines. The chatters of a white-crested thrush sounds like human laughter. And my laugh sounds like that of a white-crested thrush. Go figure. My colon cells last about three days. Is it the weekend yet? This is taking an ugly turn.
Closer: Just got done watching an evening of TV and now have diabetes, colon problems, excessive gas, eye dryness, flop sweats, three things I cannot pronounce or spell, and – – I need a hysterectomy.