Scope it, as in Horoscope: It really is harder to find ways not to work than actually do the work that is assigned.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Sure, tell someone it’s a “teachable moment” kind of a day. While you are at it, call a meeting, form a committee to study the issue and then ignore it.
Trivia: After the United States bought Alaska, for the next 17 years there was basically no government. The War Department took control first, then the Treasury. Then it was the Navy’s turn. Basically speaking (and we are today), the wedding veil was used to keep the bride from the evil eye. From other guys, no doubt. Fire ants got their name because someone named them that. Wow, true, but their name came about because of their fiery stings not because they can start fires. According to Indian folklore, it once held that sleeping with a pig would protect you from malaria. It didn’t work. I tried. There was acid rain long before man got here.
You cannot make this up: APP for STD. You can pee in your phone to check for STDs. The Guardian has noted such a thing in the works.
The List: Shows on the bubble.
1. “The Event” – Can this rebound? I no longer care and will move on.
2. “Parenthood” – I love it so move it and save it.
3. “Undercovers” – No bubble here, it has burst. Last airing Dec. 1.
Note: Best new show on TV is “Detroit 1-8-7” on ABC.
Closer: Breaks at work never even out. It all depends on your habits. Some with bad habits seem to get more.