Scope it, as in Horoscope: Do not worry if you do not like everything those around you like. Just do not be too pushy when explaining why. By the way, it is fine to wake up on Monday feeling guilty. No reason, it just is.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: Show up to Congress as your “character” and testify on a serious subject. We know. You were invited. Was it a ploy for an upcoming rally you are holding?
Trivia: The Aztecs had a ritual (and a fine one, I might add) where once a year a man was sacrificed in the name of Tezcatipoca. His heart was ripped out and his head displayed on a skull rack. Oh wait, we are not done. It was on display in front of the temple. Ah, the good old days. When you go see “Buried” you may feel a bit claustrophobic. Experts (not me) suggest you try smelling green apples. They say it makes the space seem bigger. Sure, bigger to some, but I have green apples all around me.
Headlines: I was told that the Dalai Lama is giving some cash to research happiness. And other studies are to find out why people smoke. How about finding a cure for cancer instead of my money going to silly studies? Or the Lama’s money going to find out why people are happy, or not.
Closer: Krusty the Clown to appear before Congress. There’s a huge, indepth study brewing on why clowns really scare people.