Scope it, as in Horoscope: You think you are unique because you have noted it many times to your peers. Guess what? You may not be as unique as you think. None of us REALLY are. Just live life anyway.
Bonehead Tip of the Day: It’s the end of a long weekend, tell the boss and coworkers how plastered you got over the weekend. And stress the word plastered. They love it. Then take off early.
Trivia: John Wilkes Booth’s brother, Edwin, played a mean Hamlet. Edwin’s brother, John, played a mean killer. He killed Abraham Lincoln, for those who need to know but really should already. You know them and love them, those barnacles. Well, the ovaries of said barnacles are carried in its head. Mine too. One more thing, there were actually six stooges and you can meet them at my place this Thanksgiving.
Closer: That gut feeling my be something else. All depends on what you ate – – or drank. Oh, and your gut. What? Let’s move on.