I had my yearly physical.
The doctor was not very pleased.
He didn’t like my blood pressure.
He didn’t like my sneeze.
He didn’t like my cholesterol.
He thought it was too high.
He put me on a restricted diet,
No more apple pie.
He told me to start exercising.
He demanded that I lose some weight.
He was very direct with his comments.
He told me to get in shape.
But one thing that he said to me,
Made me very upset.
He commented that I was beginning to look
A lot like Glenn Beck.