Have you Googled airport body scan images? I did. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about and whether I should be concerned. At this point I think a fig leaf wouldn’t even hide what’s going on there. There’s a lot of TMI (too much information) and wow – it’s accosting to my eyes.
I can’t gauge my eyes out because regardless, the memory of naked rolls of fat and tiny penises is still haunting my mind. I had to laugh though, thinking those employed in airline security having to deal with angry passengers disclosing their diapers, seeing the entire Full Monty and then having to go to lunch. I also thought about all those guys bragging about their junk and thinking, “do you want to retract that statement?”
My question to the airlines and their security staff is – are these guys screened for perversion before they get hired? I’m also wondering about those people who are applying for the “position” now. I’m not saying they’re all perverted, but it does make you wonder what they do with all that nakedness running around in their heads.
You know what I’m talking about. You go home, you try to relax but all you can think about is work. Personally with that job, I wouldn’t want to think about work at all. I’d want to run far, far away. I’d see my hypnotist everyday after work just to cleanse my mind from the horrible pictures dancing in my head.
Certainly by reading my blog, there’s a realization I’m a rebel. So when I read the headline about the “Stop Groping Me” t-shirts on BoingBoing.com, I felt this was an awesome site to pass along. November 24th is the National Opt-Out Day for having to go through the body scanners at the airport. If you refuse the scanner, you have to go through the pat down process.
Here’s the link for information about body scanners including a photo: Opt Out Day
The hilarity of the t-shirt gives instructions to the airport security personel on how to conduct the pat-down. It begins with “Start here” continuing with instructions on how to caress the breasts, rub the tummy and massage the shoulders.
For really aggressive pat downs, there’s a below the belt warning for unexpected consequences. They’ve also included a little buttocks squeeze for personal enjoyment. Wink, wink.
To get your t-shirt go to : StopGropingMe.com – super funny.
Maybe that’s what they mean when they say, “Fly the Friendly Skies.”