The Christmas for John will be a tasteless one. No not tacky, tasteless. You see John has 4 teeth enclosed by gum tissue. Vampire fake teeth would not even stick inside his mouth for Halloween!
John was diagnosed with “TMJ” and literally broke his own teeth to the point of removal. He had in his younger days (when car still had chrome) no cavity’s. He never needed braces, and had annual check ups. Once when John was sitting in his car a fossilized old person rammed him from her front of her car to the rear of his. His jaw and neck where perhaps never the same. Driving at an age when vultures begin to smile at you is a whole different story, one which will be told someday.
John had to have stitches once under his tongue after a fight. John said that event was greater than the pain when he accidentally once drank some bleach. John would not like you to think that the bleach incident was to avoid tooth-whitening. John has no fear of dentists except when they talk. About “front money.”
John wants anyone who can or will read this that dentists may think that they are greater than any entity. After all many, not all dentists charge more upfront before work is done than any attorney. Maybe any attorney. Most lawyers explain what a retainer is. Is it ironic that a lawyer insists on his or her retainer before a settlement in many cases?
Now take your tooth guy or gal. If you need a “retainer” for your teeth you just may have to sell some vital organs first.
John is a little paranoid and suggests a “Dental Cabal exists.” That legal officials should use “The Rico Act” to prosecute dentists as an organized criminal syndicate. Does John have a point? Is there a cavity that needs to be filled inside dentistry? Are dentists just better than anyone else? Help John with some answers if you can.
Will John celebrate Christmas through a straw? Likely……….