Friends and relatives come what may
Today I’m celebrating Thanksgiving Day.
Watch a football game or two.
My team’s losing.
Let’s go boo!
The weather outside is snowy and cold.
Time to eat some Jello mold.
Add some turkey and stuffing too.
Oh darn, little Sarah is coming down with the flu.
Aunt Mildred has made her meatloaf surprise.
It’s as hard as a rock and super sized.
Uncle Milton is telling a joke.
I think that I’m about to croak.
Cousin Freddy has a bloody nose,
And Grandma Stewart is rubbing her toes.
My best friend Alfred is chatting on the phone.
He’s talking about his delinquent loan.
Finally, my dear wife Bea
Is announcing that she’s divorcing me.
Yeah, Thanksgiving Day is here again.
My good life is over, and this is The End.