Okay, looking at the title of this article, one might think “who wants to hold on to a famous man these days”? Many seem to be closet homosexuals and while there is nothing wrong with being a gay guy, I’m sure most women would prefer not to share her man’s genitalia with some guy’s uuuh…never mind. Don’t want to get myself into trouble here and be politically incorrect!
Then we have the super-cheaters. These are the men that cheat on their mates with not just one but with multiple partners simultaneously. Next we have those men that are just impossible for a woman to deal with. Charlie Sheen? Mel Gibson? No thanks!
Hollywood’s grande dams seem to only catch and release a man.
Halle Berry, is beautiful and seems pleasant enough and certainly does not need some man to support her, but her relationship track record leaves a lot to be desired. She has now broken up with the father of her daughter, Gabriel Aubry, whom she never married, and she has now become another statistic; a single mom. Rumor has it that she is now dating actor, Olivier Martinez. Let’s see how long this one lasts. Is Halle running men off with some flaw in her character or some strange quirk or is she just constantly choosing the wrong men or maybe she just likes being a single lady?
And poor Jennifer Aniston, she changes men quicker than most of us females change the shade of our lipstick. Is this by choice or by circumstance? I wonder if she ever wishes she had of stayed with her former husband, Brad Pitt, who seems to be a pretty stand-up guy.
Recently, the gossip mills are churning out rumor that singer, Gwen Stefani’s husband, Gavin Rossdale, may be bisexual and has been involved in sexual trysts with men, but that this was supposedly before he was married and during his younger years. Supposedly, he’s owned up publicly to the tabloid powers that he admits to a one-time gay tryst during his teens. Uh, so he was gay and then he got un-gay? Okay, maybe he’s bi-sexual. Bi-polar anyone? Hmmmm. Isn’t this same man who didn’t reveal that he had a teenaged daughter by another women until after he married Gwen and she found out the hard way? It’s so nice that these Hollywood-type marriages are based on true love and honestly (sarcasm).
And what’s with Courtney Cox’s old man. First, they break up and are supposedly getting a divorce and then just a few days later he’s got a “girlfriend”, and might I add, a much younger one. Where in the heck did she come from? As Scooby-Doo says, “Rut Ro!”
Hell, even old-ass Morgan Freeman got caught cheating and is now supposedly dating his step-granddaughter, who is not even half his age. Can you say “Ew!”?
And we don’t even need to mention the untattooed Sandra Bullock and her tattoo-loving husband, Jesse James. He had a good woman. If he just liked color pictures against a plain background he could have just masturbated into a comic book and kept his marriage intact. Oh well.
And then, there’s the all-time king of uncontrollable, throbbing manhood, Tiger Woods. Need I say more?
Okay, there are some great couples in Hollywoodland that seem to have it all together. We’re got Will and Jada Smith, Denzel Washington and his wife and Samuel L. Jackson and his wife. Then there’s Kevin Bacon and wife, Kyra Sedgewick. How about Beyonce and Jay Z. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Michelle and Barack Obama anyone? Okay, so sometimes these marriages in the world of fame and fortune work out, but when they don’t, they don’t!
Maybe these days being a single lady is not such a bad idea. Maybe Halle Berry and Jennifer Aniston have the right idea; love ’em and leave ’em. I hereby deem this condition “Anitston-Berry Syndrome”.
Well, when Halle decided she want baby, she ensured her child’s physical perfection by dating a supermodel-type dude who looks like Prince Charming.
Maybe Beyonce should make a new “Single Ladies” song because perhaps all ladies don’t want a ring on it. How about some new lyrics. “If you like it, enjoy it temporarily and keep it moving, ’cause I don’t need no stinkin’ ring!” Next!