So you had sex for the first time last night and you think that makes you a big deal. You’re telling all your friends and considering a full page ad in the local paper. Hold that thought. You’re not that special. Anyone can have sex. Your Mom and Dad had sex at least once. That’s where you came from. We all know, Mom and Dad are anything but cool. So, where does that leave you? What else you got? What makes you special? What makes you tick? Anyone can have sex. Tell me what else you’ve got. You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.
Every generation thinks they are the first ones to really know what sex is all about. They whisper among themselves, like sex is a big secret or something. They think their parents couldn’t possibly relate to their superior sexual prowess. Well, sorry peeps. It’s all been done before. All over the world for millions of years, people have been having sex. Everything that can possibly be done already has been done. Yes, even by your parents. You’re not special because you’re having sex. Anyone can have sex. It’s easy. Tell me what else you’ve got. Show me what’s special about you. Give me the good stuff.
Porn Gets Boring
You know you are truly an adult when you realize just how ridiculously boring porn is. Every porn has a similar “plot”. Then everyone in the porn starts having sex. Then it’s over. When you’re a kid, it’s all new and different. It’s exciting. There might be different positions, etc. Once you’ve been there a few thousand times you start to realize it’s just a moment of pleasure. Human beings need more than that. Sure, the porn actress is hot. So is her partner. It’s a nice fantasy. But it’s far from special. Anyone can have sex. Show me what else you’ve got. You show me yours and I’ll show you mine.
The Hot Girl
You’re walking down the street with your best buddy and your girlfriend. A hot girl walks by. You and your buddy go into secret signal mode. Do you really think your girlfriend doesn’t notice? Don’t you think this might hurt a little? Plus, what is the big secret? Likely, if you’re that much of a jerk, your girlfriend knows you’re not faithful. Know what would be more impressive? Self control. Thinking of someone else before your own selfish desires. Showing faithfulness and trust. Now, that takes some skill. That takes a real man. Show her what else you’ve got. You show her yours and she’ll show you hers. Starting to get it?
What Women Want
Through the ages, men have struggled with this question. What do women want from men? The answer is quite simple. We want you to grow up. Sure, we like sex. We like sex with you. We don’t like hearing about how hot someone else is because it hurts our feelings. We also want you to show us what else you’ve got. Anyone can have sex. Why should we choose you to have sex with? What’s so special about you that merits our attention? Will you be faithful or will you embarrass us and make us feel inferior? Will you lift us up, or let us down? Are you a man or a little boy? Anyone can have sex. What else you got? You show me yours and I’ll show you mine. It’s that simple.