Audrina Patridge flew the coop
I really think that stinks, like poop.
She was a lovely dancing lass.
I can’t believe it’s come to pass!
How could Kyle Massey pass the test?
While Audrina goes; one of the best!
This I do not understand,
So please— give me a helping hand.
I’m getting Lopez-ed by this show.
The cause of this I do not know.
I mourn the lovely dancing lass,
Those snarky judges kicked her ass.