Read the headlines. US Grappling with Bedbug Infestations. Bedbugs Winning Fight Over Pesticides. Environmental Protection Agency Has Banned Only Effective Pesticides to Kill Bedbugs. And so forth. (Read here)
The US is struggling with bedbugs, it seems, and the bedbug pesticides are not able to destroy the tiny irritating creatures. Consumers are begging the EPA to allow the sale of DDT to take care of the infestations.
I asked Lyle Shove-It about it, and if he’s ever had a problem with a bedbug infestation.
“Bedbugs?” he asks, removing his hat. “I never had no problem with bedbugs. Then again, bedbugs don’t sleep on park benches, neither.”