There are creepies in my closet.
There are creepies in my room.
There are creepies in my basement.
They are full of doom and gloom.
The creepies are so tiny.
They look like little butterfly ants.
Just be careful not to touch one
Or it might crawl into your pants
Creepies can make you itch.
They can make you jump and dance.
Keep the creepies out of your bed
If you’re planning a night of romance.
I really can’t stand the creepies.
They are hard to get out of the house.
They have but one voracious enemy.
It is the small, gray mouse.
Yes, the mouse loves to eat creepies.
I’m going to put some mice to the test.
I’ll let them eliminate the creepies
Since they are the pests that I most detest.
After the creepies are gone,
I’ll have a problem getting rid of the mice.
However, I’ll develop a plan
That will put the mice on ice.
I’ll give the mice an ultimatum;
Vacate my place or suffer my wrath.
The mice will then have to leave
Or be sliced and diced into half.
Ah, life used to be so uncomplicated.
Now I’m inflicted with all kinds of pests.
When this ordeal is over,
I’m planning to live out west.