“Actor” Brian Austin Green (LOL) recently took time out from his busy schedule of waiting by the mailbox to collect “Beverly Hills, 90210” royalty checks to discuss his temporary break-up with “actress” Megan Fox in 2009. Green said that the reason for the brief split was that Fox felt overwhelmed with her newfound fame and the responsibility of having to help raise his son from a previous relationship. Right, I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that Fox just realized that she was dating Brian Austin Green, a grown man whose most notable role was playing a high school student who did the morning announcements over the intercom, while she had moved on to such critically acclaimed portrayals as “woman running from Transformer.” Of course, Fox was smart enough to come to her senses and get back with Green, and now all is apparently fine and dandy in the land of Who Gives a darn.
Just how stupid is Megan Fox? Comedian/actor Jay Mohr revealed on a radio program that he once asked Fox, who has a tattoo of Marylin Monroe on her arm, about Joe DiMaggio, to which Fox replied, “Who is Joe DiMaggio?” Need I say…Mohr?
Until next time, keep your head hidden in the bushes and your eyes on the stars.