The fall season is rapidly approaching. Temperatures are cooling down. Time for a new batch of hot fortune cookies. Today, we shall explore the world of magic. Yep, ten fortune cookies from magicians are ready to be opened up. Abracadabra!
1. The value of your stock portfolio is about to disappear.
2. Sawing your girlfriend in half will not bring you closer together.
3. You’re about to pull a skunk out of your hat. This is a smelly magic trick.
4. You’re going to win the lottery today. Prepare to float on air.
5. It’s okay if you have nothing up your sleeve. On the other hand, it is not okay if you have nothing up your brain.
6. If you are caught in bed with your mistress, you can expect your marriage to disappear in a flash.
7. Never box yourself in a corner unless you have a hidden passageway to escape.
8. Pulling coins out of your ears sure comes in handy when you are at a parking meter.
9. Just because you know how to spell, doesn’t mean that you know how to cast a spell.
10. There are no magic tricks that can lower the federal deficit. However, you may soon see a lot of experienced politicians vanish from Congress.