Are you enjoying your meal? You ought to thank your waitress for being served so promptly. Here are some witty fortune cookie sayings from your waitress:
1. I have a tip for you. Leave a nice tip for me.
2. Spicy food will add a little flavor to a hot date.
3. If your lettuce looks limp, it is not a sign that you are limp as well.
4. Hey big spender, don’t be cheap with your waitress.
5. Never dine in a restaurant that is covered with spider webs.
6. Never dine in a restaurant where the customers mainly have long, gray tails.
7. Never dine in a restaurant where the napkins appear to have been already used.
8. If your hamburger looks like it is trying to escape from its bun, you should probably send the food back.
9. If your soup is so cold that the chicken noodles are starting to shiver, you just might regret eating this dish.
10.You need strong teeth if your rolls are as hard as rocks.