I have a drippy nose and itchy toes.
My life is such a mess.
I run around in circles
Going from east to west.
I have watery eyes and hair that dyes.
My life is going nowhere.
I’m overweight and out of shape.
Don’t stare at my derriere.
I have pimples on my nose and back.
My life is one big zero.
I’m really doing poorly
When Marge Simpson is my hero.