Show your husband that you love him by avoiding eight of the worst Christmas gifts this season.
Eight Terrible Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Massage Gift Certificate
Unless you know for sure that your husband likes massages, then avoid this gift. Why? Some men can be uncomfortable with another man rubbing his naked body. Homophobic? Maybe, but a Christmas gift is not the way to deal with your husband’s possible homophobia. Some men are only comfortable with a female masseuse. That might make you uncomfortable. You hear reports all the time about massage parlors dubbing as a brothel. It’s not a good idea to put your husband in the path of temptation, even if he is a good man. Play it safe and avoid this gift.
Eight Terrible Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Chick Flicks
Little Women and Much Ado About Nothing are terrible movie gifts for your husband. Can you picture a grown man popping a cap of a beer, grabbing a bowl of cheese puffs, then settle in his recliner to watch The Lake House? Chick flicks are made for….chicks.
Eight Of The Worst Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Self-Help Books
Stay clear of any type of self-help book. This could start an argument in no time. Yes, you’re trying to be helpful, but don’t make your point in a Christmas gift.
Eight Terrible Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Pornography Material
Some wives wouldn’t dream of buying pornography as a gift. However, there are wives in the world who don’t care if their husband read Playboy, Hustler, or watch porn. If you don’t care what your husband is looking at then that’s fine. However, you don’t have to encourage him either. Plus, studies are starting to show that spouses who view pornographic material have trouble in their marriage eventually. Avoid sexual content as a Christmas gift.
Eight Of The Worst Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: A Chia Pet of Any Kind
It’s unbelievable that these things are still on the market. What is your husband going to do with a Chia Pet? Watch it grow. I wouldn’t give a Chia Pet to someone I hate much less someone I love. They’re ugly. Leave’em at the store.
Eight Terrible Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Fur Coat
Faux or real fur coats just don’t belong on a man. If a fur coat didn’t look right on a man 30 years ago, it’s not going to look good on him now. Even drag queens wouldn’t be caught dead in a fur coat. Leave the fur to the women. We are the only ones that can pull it off anyway.
Eight Terrible Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Ties
Ties are becoming a cliché. Unless your husband has to wear a suit to work everyday, stay clear of ties. How many does a man need anyway?
Eight Of The Worst Christmas Gifts for Your Husband: Indoor Water Fountain
What is your husband going to do with an indoor water fountain? They are used for decoration or setting a mood in a room. Unless your husband is on the down low, men don’t decorate too much. An indoor water fountain is a useless gift for your husband.
Have a great holiday season. P.S., you’ll have a happier one if you avoid buying these terrible gifts for your husband.