In a week that the Pope stated that “some condom use” was okay, let’s hope that Tony Parker was taking just that advice. “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria Parker recently announced that she and hubby Tony Parker of NBA fame were calling it quits after several years of marriage. Of course, as soon as the news of their split was announced, people with no sex lives of their own took to the web looking for the cause of the separation. While the official explanation is the ol’ “irreconcilable differences,” online rumors began to spread like STDs concerning Parker sending text messages to a lady friend. Text messages?!?! Have we learned nothing from Tiger Woods? Text messages=caught. Much like mafia business, adultery should be a face to face interaction. Longoria is now apparently going after Parker’s money in a big way. As a result of this news, web searches on “tony parker eva longoria” and “eva longoria divorce” each jumped more than 500% as did queries on “eva longoria pictures.” To be fair, the popularity of that last bit of search criteria probably has more to do with masturbation.
Until next time, keep your head hidden in the bushes and your eyes on the stars.