Funny Halloween costume ideas for women can be hard to come by, considering that most gals prefer to dress up sexy for the spooky holiday. However, after a trip to the Jersey Shore, you can have the best of both worlds with the funny Halloween costume ideas on this list. And since it’s so easy for Snooki from Jersey Shore to make us smile with her tan-tastic way of living, she’s the perfect Halloween queen for modeling your look after. So get inspired with these funny Halloween costume ideas based on our favorite Jersey Shore character:
NOTE: for most of these costumes, you’ll need black hair or a black wig, a small white hair clip, and a Bumpits (it’s a lot easier to achieve Snooki’s high bump using one). You’ll also need a powerful pushup bra, lots of orange body paint, black eyeliner, dark gray eyeshadow, and very sparkly, light-pink lip gloss (the makeup and hair for all Jersey Shore Halloween costume ideas here is the same).
Snooka Loompa – Since Snooki does look a lot like an Oompa Loompa, then this is definitely one of the best of the funny Jersey Shore Halloween costume ideas for women who dare to go there. But of course you’ve got to sex up your Jersey Shore version a little bit. For the costume you will need a short, white skirt; a low-cut, skin-tight, long-sleeved brown top; white suspenders; two really big brown buttons (you’ll want to sew or glue these on the front band of the skirt); white gloves; brown-and-white striped socks; a brown-and-white striped scarf; (you can always paint brown stripes on a white scarf and socks if you can’t find any); and a pair of white high heels. Now just cover any parts of your body that will show with the orange body paint; allow it to dry a little; do your makeup (using plenty of black eyeliner and dark eyeshadow to make your features stand out from all that orange); and style your hair like Snooki. Now all you have to do is put on your costume, criss-crossing the white suspenders in front of your chest and clipping them on by the brown buttons. And there you have it: one of the best funny Halloween costume ideas for women inspired by the Jersey Shore (only a show like that can be responsible for such a weird and wacky concoction).
Mistress of the Shore – Since Snooki’s hair reminds me a little of Elvira, for the next outfit on this list of funny Jersey Shore Halloween costume ideas for women, all you’ll need is one of the many pre-made Halloween costumes based on the Mistress of the Dark’s iconic costumes. You’ll also, of course, need to replace Elvira’s alabaster skin with your nuclear orange body paint and her 80s hair with Snooki’s bump. Now just do your makeup and throw on a pair of black flip-flops to complete one of the easiest funny Halloween costume ideas for women based on the Jersey Shore (and one I can actually see Snooki wearing).
Jersey Jailbird – This is one of the funny Jersey Shore Halloween costume ideas for women that you’ll really stand out in. It’s based on Snooki’s run-in with the law, and you’re going to be really orange in this one. All you’ll need is a sexy orange prison costume like this one; some black high heels or flip flops; and Snooki’s iconic hair, makeup, and orange skin. You might also want to smudge your makeup and mess up your hair a bit to imitate Snooki’s mug shot, and you can also add a pair of handcuffs worn as a bracelet on one arm for an accessory. It’s another of the easiest funny Jersey Shore Halloween costume ideas for women here to put together, but, with all that orange, you’ll definitely get noticed.
Snookette – And the funny Jersey Shore Halloween costume ideas for women just keep getting weirder. This one takes another jab at Snooki’s small stature by turning her into…an orange Smurf! For the costume you will need a short, white dress (one with some lace at the bottom would work perfectly); a white Smurf hat (you can buy these online or at costume stores); and a pair of white heels or flip flops. Now all you have to do is don your orange body paint and do your makeup Snooki-style (you don’t have to worry about the hair bump with this one), and you’ve got one of the funny Halloween costume ideas for women based on the Jersey Shore that’s going to be a lot of fun to explain to everyone.
Jer’zi – And I’ll finish this list with the strangest of the funny Halloween costume ideas for women based on the Jersey Shore. Basically, you’ll be transforming Snooki into one of the annoying, tiny neighbors of the Na’vi race of aliens from ‘Avatar’, the Jer’zi. For the costume you’ll need some white and orange body paint; a black bikini; a black string and two black scarves (to turn into a loincloth); black flip flops; and, if you like, a pair of yellow contact lenses (you can order these online). You’ll want to mix some of the white paint with some of the orange paint to create a lighter orange, applying this all over your body and using the darker orange to give yourself stripes. Now just do your makeup and hair like Snooki’s, adding a few tiny braids to your hair, and put on your bikini, loincloth, and black flip flops. Complete your look with the yellow contacts, and you’ve turned yourself into a Jersey girl from another world. The great thing about one of the craziest funny Halloween costume ideas for women based on the Jersey Shore is that everyone will get a real kick out of your costume when you tell them its back story: the Na’vi loaded all their annoying little Jer’zi neighbors onto ships and sent them back to Earth to cohabitate with humans, ‘District 9’-style.
So whether you want to subtly poke fun at Snooki or want something really over-the-top, these funky and funny Halloween costume ideas for women based on the Jersey Shore will be a hit with both fans of the show and those that can’t stand the show.