“Toy Story 3” is a Disney Pixar movie about a bunch of toys who come alive when their owners are not around. This third installment takes place as the toy owner Andy is all grown up and going off to college. When his mother asks him to clean out his room, the toys end up having an adventure they didn’t expect. Most of the humor in the animated movie is contextually based, but there are a few funny lines as well.
The following Toy Story 3 quotes were written by Michael Arndt. The movie voice cast includes actor Tom Hanks as Woody, Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear, Joan Cusack as Jessie, Ned Beatty as Lotso, Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head, Michael Keaton as Ken, Wallace Shawn as Rex, John Ratzenberger as Hamm, Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head, Jeff Garlin as Buttercup, Timothy Dalton as Mr. Pricklepants, Kristen Schaal as Trixie, Bonnie Hunt as Dolly, and Jodi Benson as Barbie.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Foot
This dialogue between Hamm and Mr. Potato Head takes place while the toys are all in a box together.
Hamm: Alright, whose foot is in my face?
Mr. Potato Head: It’s mine. Give it back!
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Rainbow
This movie line by Rex is where the toys are being carried into the Sunnyside daycare and Woody thinks they won’t like it there.
Rex: Woody, it’s nice… See, the door has a rainbow on it.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Batteries
This line by Lotso is from when he is showing everyone around the daycare.
Lotso: We’ve got enough batteries to choke a hungry hungry hippo.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Ken’s Dream House
This dialogue comes from the movie scene where Ken is showing off his dream house.
Ken: Well this is where I live… Ken’s dream house. It’s got a disco. It’s got a dune buggy. And a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: You have everything!
Ken: Everything… except someone to share it with.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – See You
This movie line by Ken comes at the point where Ken and Barbie are about to be separated in two different parts of the daycare.
Barbie: Well, will I see you again?
Ken: Oh I’ll see you tonight… in my dreams.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Made for Each Other
This dialogue is where Ken and Barbie decide they don’t want to be separated.
Ken: Barbie, come with me. Live in my dream house. I know it’s crazy. I know we’ve just met. Aw heck, you don’t know me from G.I. Joe but when I look at you, I feel we were…
Barbie and Ken: …made for each other. Aww.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Where I am?
This scene takes place at Bonnie’s house when Woody first arrives and his unsure of his location. Trixie responds to his question as if Woody is referring to Bonnie’s playtime with them. Bonnie had just asked them if they wanted coffee.
Woody: Hey guys, I don’t know where I am?
Trixie: We’re either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. Pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life changing news.
Buttercup: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun, you’ll be fine.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Love
This is a funny moment between Ken and Barbie.
Ken: Okay, now you start.
Ken: See that time I said love! Okay, now me first.
Barbie: (excited) Ok, ok, ok.
Ken: See what I mean? It changes every time!
Barbie: You are so smart!
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Andy
Woody: I’ve gotta get out of here.
Trixie: You’re leaving?
Buttercup: But didn’t you have fun today?
Woody: Well of course I did. More than I’ve had in years but see I belong to someone else. (Lifts up his boot to show Andy’s name written on the bottom of his boot).
Buttercup: Who’s ydna?
Mr. Pricklepants: I believe it’s pronounced ydnay.
Dolly: You guys, it says Andy.
Funny Toy Story 3 Quote – Accessory
This line is said by Mr. Potato Head to Ken.
Mr. Potato Head (to Ken): You’re not a toy! You’re an accessory. You’re a purse with legs!