The Republicans claim
Global warming is a myth.
They are promising their constituents
A very noble gift.
We will ban the idea
That global warming exists.
Now you can breath much easier
As you recognize the shift.
More coal plants is the answer
To our energy independence.
We will make this our legacy
That we leave to your dependents.
If the temperatures keep rising,
Well that’s okay by us.
What’s a little sweating from time to time?
Why the need to make such fuss?
And if we have more floods and droughts,
Well that’s the price that we have to pay.
Just remember our merry jingle:
“Global warming go away.
We don’t want you to stay.
Little Johnny wants to play
Even if the temperature is 120 in May.”