Mong kook, Hong Kong one of the most densely populated places in the world. So much people in one place it makes Times Square look like Nowhere, Alabama. Here in Fa Yuen street a group of H.K. Boys and Girls( Chinese version of guidos and guidettes) live up the last 2 weeks of Summer. Though they front as being Hong Kongers they are all Foreign born adult Chinese people. All 3 of the boys are from Australia and All 3 of the girls are from the USA. The main conflict begins in a cheap noodle shop where the guys seemingly want the girls to pay. “What!” said Heidi Ho from New York City. “You guys think with your gay Australian accents that we will pay for this hell no !” said the girls collectively. Kwok Tang who always on his PSP looking at porn replies mockingly in a high pitched voice ” Ok since we still have money even though we paid for your last shopping and still haven’t got laid yet”. Kenji Jeong Chan retorted what you mean “we” more like I paid for it stop whining free loader. ” Oh wow Mr I have game creator parent’s money reared his ugly head again too bad you’re only half Chinese” said Kwok. Kevin finally speaks to say” Korean and Chinese isn’t that bad it’s not like he’s Tiger Woods. ” Whatever just pay for this now” said the girls collectively banging their fists on the table. ” Sure let’s end this” Kevin said this while placing a credit card on the table and leaves with the 2 other guys. Hilary says ” they’re gone finally this just shows never meet people on myspace”. As the girls leave the restaurant manager says the credit card is declined and the Kwok guy suggested if the card doesn’t have money the girls will pay. ” He planned this.. that manipulative prick” said Helen. Elsewhere in a upscale bar near Dundas street the 3 guys began to sarge on random women. Kwok is not so mingling as much as the other 2 more of paying for drinks of H.K. gangsters he wants to get cool with. Kevin’s approach to finding women he wants is similar to a child molester he looks for the shortest,most innocent virginal looking girl and gives her candy but in his case speaks english. All the women he hits on either don’t speak english fluently of enamored by his ” Gay Australian accent”. Kenji contrast to Kevin loves european women that’s why he hits on a bevy of blonde Swedish bombshells who happen to be Kingdom Hearts fans and that his family’s software was used in the first Kingdom Hearts game. He gets the key to a Swedish girl’s bedroom and a surprise in the next 96 hours. During this time the 3 girls are doing what they do best. Shopping or window shopping at a open air bootleg shoe market. Helen whose goal in life to be 12 appearance wise forever buys a lot of Sanrio products and accessories. And wears a cheap cross pendant to show that she’s a virgin. While shopping she sees a girl who is speaking Mandarin and dressing more jail bait like than she is. This pisses her off due to her dislike of mainland Chinese people and her overall jealousy to other women. Hilary and Heidi Ho both don’t want to get involved with her so they both go to a Quickly bubble tea cafe. Heidi despite her having to pay for dinner is more than able to pay for it. The girls get talking and the subject of body image gets thrown around. Hilary though she is thin and tall felt hen she was younger everyone in her hometown of Houston, Texas disliked Asians. She felt so inferior by this she has since been constantly dying her hair brunette,wearing heavy makeup for her eyes to look rounder, and speaking in Texan accent. Heidi on the other hand comes from a family of New York based Investment bankers and supermodels. So excellence is in her genes and is expected of her. However she is short, chubby,and is bad at math. And recently discovered since being in Hong Kong her love for food (bubble tea, burgers, sweet & sour pork and etc) outweighs her love for men. Essentially she can be classified as a foodie-sexual or just a professional fat person. The girls eventually come to terms with their demons Hilary decides she needs to date a white guy and Heidi will eat whatever she wants and doesn’t care if she gets a man or not. As they finish their drinks a news alert appears with Helen on a television screen. She is being arrested for beating a girl half to death for a Hello Kitty plush doll. The two girls ignore the TV because Helen is a weird girl from San Francisco. Four days have passed the Swedish girl calls Kenji back to say she’s pregnant which causes Kenji to not only flee the city but the continent. Too bad for him she is the daughter of a Swedish diplomat who decides after hearing this act of bang and run sends a Interpol patrol to find him wherever he is. Both Helen and Kwok are in jail Helen for something she did Kwok for who his friends are. Kevin being the only guy to truly score goes to Beijing to meet with his new girlfriend’s parents. Hilary does what she planned but the white guy is a 68 year old retiree with a boulder sized pot belly who just happens to live in Houston and fought in Vietnam. Lastly Heidi obviously gains weight to past the 300 lbs mark but she falls in love with the doctor who will do her triple bypass surgery. It goes without saying what happens in Hong Kong stays in Hong Kong.