James R. Coffey another Associated Content contributor requested a Haiku about tofu and stuffing for Thanksgiving. I am not allowed to eat tofu for Thanksgiving or any other day for health reasons. I know funny, a healthy food called tofu is not healthy for all of us. I have never tried tofu, but this is my idea about the tofu stuff I have never tried for Thanksgiving dinner.
Tofu and stuffing
not meant for Thanksgiving Day
Gobble Gobble goo
Sorry tofu lovers. My house will be serving a twenty pound juicey turkey for Thanksgiving dinner this Thanksgiving Day. You can take your tofu and stuffing and eat to your hearts content. I am not allowed to eat tofu and would never try the stuff anyway. People always told me to try sushi, so I tried it. I felt like I ran up to a fresh fish and kissed him/her straight on the lips. That sushi stuff will never pass by my lips again. This is how I look at the tofu stuff too. Tofu to me is a fake replacement for meat. I am a carnivorous meat eating fool. Enjoy your tofu and stuffing for Thanksgiving dinner. Happy Thanksgiving and bon appetit. Gobble Gobble.