It’s almost Christmas and Uncle Bob’s Shop of Horrors, I mean Uncle Bobbie’s Toy Shop has a whole line-up of games and toys for that special someone on your Christmas list. The new toys include:
The Charlie Sheen Doll – comes with a free bottle of Scotch, your own porn star and Get Out Of Jail Free Card
The Lindsay Lohan Doll – comes with its own rehab clinic.
The Dr. Kevorkian Doll – your other dolls will disappear
The Tiger Woods Doll – Keep it away from Barbie
The Jesse James Doll – No longer comes with a free Sandra Bullock doll
The Heidi Montag Doll – comes with a free plastic surgery kit
The Paris Hilton Doll – you know, like, you know , it comes with, well you know gum that looks like cocaine. Sex tape is optional.
The Christine O’Donnell Doll – comes with a free teapot and witches hat. Broom is optional.
The Snooki Doll – comes with free hairspray
The Al and Tipper Gore Dolls – comes with a do-it-yourself divorce kit
The Roman Polanski Doll – comes with his new movie, Close Encounters of the Third Grade
The Raving Mel Gibson Doll – rated X, must be 18 years to own due to adult language.
The Roger Clemens Doll – comes with its own steroid injection kit.
The Chicago Cub Doll – constantly repeats ” Wait until next year, wait until next year…”
The Banker Doll – forecloses Barbie’s Dream House
The Brett Favre Doll – comes with its own nursing home – cane and wheelchair extra.
The LeBron James Doll – may need an extra toy room for its ego.
Politician Doll – teaches kids to guard their piggy banks.
The Health Care Game – get a new set of rules in the mail every week.
The Tea Party Doll – comes with eye glasses for limited vision.
The Los Angeles Clippers Dolls – teaches kids that winning isn’t everything
Fox News Wind- Up Doll – keeps turning to the right