Men love women because we’re cute, funny, compassionate, and completely unlike men. However, to be the best girlfriend/fiance/wife ever it helps to not be so female you drive your man crazy. This means…
Be able to get ready in less than 10 minutes. Guys hate waiting for us to do our hair, makeup, find the perfect outfit, etc. They don’t care if you’re dressed to the nines to go to Wal-Mart, they just want you to be ready to go when they are.
A great gal doesn’t call her guy every ten minutes wanting to know “what he’s up to”. If she’s that concerned, she needs to look at her own insecurities, not forward them onto her man and annoy him.
Don’t use sex as a tool to get what you want, like money, chores done, or to get him to say he loves you. Sex is not a tool.
Quit nagging already- if he doesn’t take out the garbage “right this minute”, give it a few days. He’ll get to it.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife does not treat her guy like a child, berate him in front of his or her friends, or follow him around like a mother. He’s a grown man, stop trying to control everything he does!
Appreciate the little things he does, and quit acting like you deserve them and should have gotten the dishes done already, that you should get flowers more often, etc. Appreciate the little things for what they are or they will stop coming.
Don’t force him to dress a certain way because you like a certain style on him better. He doesn’t care what YOU wear so long as you quit asking him if you look fat in it. Don’t give a rat’s ass about what he puts on, because you should think he’s sexy even when he’s in his old man tighty whities.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife doesn’t whine about her guy’s friends. If they’re annoying, she doesn’t have to hang out with them. A great gal also allows her guy to spend time away from her with the guys, on what I like to refer as “man dates”. Likewise a great guy allows his lady to go out on what my fiance likes to call “girly time”, to just hang out with the girls now and then.
Don’t make fun of or roll your eyes at the movies your guy brings home to watch. Sometimes he will pick a chick flick just for you and be bored to tears with it.
A great gal also doesn’t drag her guy out clothes shopping for hours with her- she basically brings him along to help her choose one or 2 items and leaves the store at an appropriate hour. She also then treats him to dinner for going along with her in the first place.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife coddles her poor guy when he’s sick or has to go to the doctor and doesn’t tell him she’s so busy with such-and-such to deal with his whiny ass. She rubs his tummy, his feet, gets him cold cloths for his head and turns on the hunting channels so he can rest in peace.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife does not wear so much makeup she looks like a beast without makeup on and doesn’t clutter the bathroom with all of her things. She also disposes of her “monthly” items properly so her guy does not find a balled up used pad in the drawer where the Q-tips are.
Also, a great girlfriend/fiance/wife will let her man use the restroom while she’s bathing, and will use the restroom in front of him. Nobody likes a prude.
A perfect gal will not warm her feet up in bed by wrapping her legs in her man’s warm body. Nor will she hog all the pillows, blankets, or pretend to be sleeping when she gets “poked” in the night.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife is willing to do it in the woods, in a hammock, in the backseat of the car, a porta-potty, or wherever the mood strikes and have fun with it. She will also rarely wear granny panties and still be in the mood when she’s on her period. She is also open to experimentation, including bum play, and rarely has “a headache”.
She also does not gripe about what her man eats, how he eats, how much he weighs, or when the last time he shaved was. She thinks her man is uber sexy with his pregnant belly and mountain man beard and dirty fingernails.
A great gal takes out the trash, fixes the toilet, and changes her own car oil now and then, simply because her man taught her how to do it months ago and she’s not too dependent to make him do everything all the time.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife does not make her man drive to the store for female items and then call him on his cell phone every 5 minutes to make sure he got the right brand of yeast infection cream and super-absorbent tampons. However, the perfect guy will volunteer to get these items without shame nor embarrassment because he loves his lady and wants her to have what she needs without having to leave the house herself.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife will randomly wear her man’s t-shirts, boxers, and sweat pants because they’re comfy, sexy, and he likes the look of his clothes on her. She will also rub her scent in his clothing so he can enjoy them later when she is not wearing them.
A great gal will also her man to check her out without complaint while she dries off from the shower, gets dressed in the morning, or is getting dressed at night, without saying “what?!” like she is annoyed. She will allow her man to admire her and appreciate the attention without being perturbed.
A great girlfriend/fiance/wife will not be so much of a dainty eater that it takes her eons to finish a meal, nor will she only order salad. She will lick ice cream seductively and eat a hot dog “suggestively” to amuse her man. She will also chow down with the best of them and battle her man in an eating contest…and WIN.
And finally, a great girlfriend/fiance/wife will stop being self-conscious and asking if she is fat in everything all the time and make her guy go crazy. She will be confident just as she is and realize herself for the sexy, beautiful, smart woman who caught her man’s heart and adoration.