You have seen the books. They ask “creative questions ” to get your mind going. Come on, how hard can it be to write a book like that? I could do it in less than ten minutes, in fact I have to, as I am in the airport and have to board in ten minutes. So here are the creative questions.
What is the worse date you had?
Can you walk your dog in a dog run?
If a ditch digger digs ditches how many ditches can a ditch digger dig if he could dig ditches?
What is the ugliest piece of clothing you ever owned and what made you buy it?
If Jesus came back, what five questions would you ask him?
You have forgotten what you have forgotten , so what is that you have forgotten that you have forgotten?
If Sally sells cell phones by the cell store how many cells can Sally sell ?
If you were a talk show host and could have five people come to life, what five historical people would you interview.
What is your favorite color and why should we give a damn?
How much ham can a hammer hammer, if a hammer could hammer ham?
What is your least favorite Christmas Carol and why?
If you could have a wild animal for a pet, what would it be?
What is the best way to die?
Are you prejudiced? Really? What do you think of fat people who smoke?
If you won a free trip to Gila Bend, Arizona – would you go? Why?
If the main cause of global warming is people, isn’t eliminating people the best way to stop global warming?
If China demanded that we pay back all the money we owe them, would we say no and go to war?
What would be your last meal?
Would Easter be canceled if they found the body?
What fast food chain has the best hamburger? Fries?
How many friends do you really need ?
What is the dumbest thing your bought in the last year and why did you buy it?
You can buy a $60,000 Mercedes or a $5,000 good used car and give the money you save to charity. What would you do?
If no one is around would you drink out of the milk carton?
If a woman with red hair is called a red head, what is a woman with black hair called?
Why can women go out with their girlfriends, but a man can’t go out with his boyfriends.
Is carrot cake really a cake?
You can start any charity you want. What charity would you start?
What would you choose – bourbon or scotch? Why?
What do you really think of men who drink white wine?
If you fell in love with a married man or woman, would you pursue them?
If you didn’t know how old you were, wouldn’t you wonder who lost your birth certificate?
Can a cat catch cat scratch fever if a cat with cat scratch fever scratches the cat?
If Stephanie could step up steps, how many steps would Stephanie step up if there were steps?
Whoops my 10 minutes are up.