OK, listen, I got a really raw deal, while you almost have to expect it, with men having written The Bible. Adam gives them his side of the story and they take him at his word, however, Adam is a lying piece of garbage! Then that serpent, which we all know is evil, backs up Adam’s story. Well the point is, somehow in all of this, everything is blamed on me and every woman for the rest of eternity.
Well, I will make a bet that by now you all know Adam’s side of the story. He came up with some garbage about how God took one of his ribs to make me. That is utter crap. If you notice, there are two stories of creation, and somehow the real version managed to get in there. Adam’s lying couldn’t overcome the truth for once, but you notice he still got his story included too, and to top it off most people believe him! God made us at the same time, no one was more special that the other, but could you convince Adam of that, no of course not. There were times that I wished God had created some other choices for a mate for me. However, I was stuck with Adam.
Then the whole thing with the forbidden fruit, well of course Adam would blame me. What is he going to day, “Yes God, I knew that I shouldn’t eat the fruit but I was hungry and didn’t want to get my lazy butt up to walk to the other side of the garden”. So he concocted this story about poor naive Eve who gets fooled by the evil snake, and forces poor innocent Adam to eat the forbidden fruit. I guess I should be thankful that it was poor naive Eve instead of knowing evil seductress. Meanwhile, I was on the other side of the garden making his dinner, which by the way included none of the forbidden fruit.
So then I think, “Well, there is no way he will be believed, I was all the way on the other side of the garden”. Then that evil snake backs him up, just to cause more trouble, and I get blamed for it. That’s men for you! Not only do I get blamed but I also get cursed with the burden of childbirth, like I need more pain and responsibility! Well this is my story, and I hope it gets out because, knowing the men of this world, it will be suppressed. Don’t you agree, I got a raw deal!