Yes! Bubba just called me! I know it was him! I could tell by the heavy breathing. I was so excited, I almost dropped my cigarette! I didn’t really understand what he was yapping about, so I basically just listened, like the lady that I am.
After a few minutes, I thought I might be able to squeeze a word in, but was I ever wrong. Man, that guy can talk. I mean I just wanted to tell Bubba that he looked better since he took off a few pounds, but every time I tried to break his spiel he just kept right on raving about his party needing me. I’m not quite sure they need me, but I didn’t want to interrupt a former President of the United States.
Speaking about parties, it sounded like there was some sort of partying going on in the background. I wonder where Bubba was when he called. He must have been in California, hobnobbing with Jerry. They still have a little time to kill before toking up…er, legally that is. I’m kind of happy the pot question is on the ballot. Passing it might get Pelosi off the crack. Oops, did I say that? Sorry, but if she’d just drop those eyebrows and blink once in a while…
I tried to ask Bubba if Bubbette would be running for 2012. I feel kinda bad about laughing at all those jokes about her now. Little did I realize at the time that I would actually regret her not winning the nomination. Somehow it seems we would have been much better off, compared to… Well, he wasn’t having any part of that conversation either. I don’t think he wants to chance stepping on Hillary’s toes, and I don’t know if I blame him. Yikes.
I can’t imagine how Bubba got my number. I mean, I’ve had his number for quite a while, but I never dreamed he’d get mine. Maybe he’s been snooping around the White House computers and stumbled upon a few of my emails. Is it okay for him to do that? Come to think of it, I might be on another list there. You know, the “enemy” list of people who disagree with the prez? Oh well, who knows?
So, I’m pretty happy about Bubba calling me. At least he hasn’t dismissed me, and I like a guy who can change my opinion of him in ten short years. He knows a little something about compromise, and I respect that. Also, I haven’t seen him on television with his shades, bluesing it up either. (I thought that was a little un-presidential, but not nearly as bad as letting the “dude” thing go uncorrected.
Thanks for the call, Bubba! You haven’t changed my mind, but I sure do like your chutzpah.