Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant or is she not pregnant for the 500th time? Even about 10 years ago, when she was married to Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston was denying rumors then that she was pregnant with Brad’s baby.
Now, the tabloid magazines alternate between the themes: “Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?” and “Is Jennifer Aniston anorexic?”
I was getting the “Jennifer Aniston haircut” from my very talented colorist and stylist when she said to me “Jennifer Aniston is pregnant.”
I told her I had not heard that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant-but she was so sure, I went to work researching the matter as soon as she finished being creative with my locks. I discovered there were rumors that Jennifer and Gerard Butler were planning to have a baby together, but those rumors did not add up.
Other rumors suggest Jennifer Aniston would be getting back together with John Mayer. Although it would be healthier for the baby that everyone wants her to conceive if the father was younger, I doubt Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer will be having a baby.
So, why does everyone want Jennifer Aniston to become pregnant?
It’s sort of like having that sister who either never got married or got divorced before having a baby. You start paying more attention to her biological clocks at 30, 35 and then again around 40. You keep dreaming of cute little nieces and nephews.
Maybe Jennifer Aniston is just the world’s adorable sister-and we all want our sister to procreate! Or maybe we are still mad about that other woman who stole Jen’s husband and we just want Jennifer be flipping happy as paypack!
It did not help that Jennifer Aniston co-stared with Jason Bateman in The Switch movie, which is all about a woman who decides to get prego solo with a sperm donation because her clock is ticking and she has not met the right one yet.
Women who are already moms know having a baby is the most important, rewarding thing a woman can ever do in her life. But let’s face it: sooner or later that ship is going to sail for Jennifer Aniston. And the rest of us will have to come to terms with it!
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