Jesse James and Kat Von D. Oookay. Seen together on the red carpet recently, at what event I couldn’t tell you, Kat has told numerous “rags” that they are in “Luv”. Alrighty then. They have been “dating” for approximately 2 months now and they are in love. I guess by Hollywood standards that is long enough, but considering the scandal he was involved in and the fact that he moved to Austin to be closer to his famous Ex, if I were Ms Von D., I wouldn’t be holding my breath.
To look at the two of them, there couldn’t be a finer match made. Both tattooed on almost every square inch of skin, and both have had anti-Semitic things whirling about in their respective camps. If it hadn’t been for Jesse’s recent fall from grace, I would say they had a chance at being a darn good couple. Well, good might not be a word to use to describe either of them, but you know what I mean. But since Jesse has moved as far as Texas to be close to his ex and so that his children can be close to their step-mom, in his mind, things may not be quite over between the two of them. I think his heart is still taken.
Take a good look at the pictures the dreaded paparazzi took of the two at the recent Hollywood event. Ms Von D is hanging all over Jesse James and looks quite happy with herself, but Jesse looks like a deer caught in the headlights, if you ask me. There was only one picture that I found in which he was smiling. In all the rest of them, his body language screamed, “Get me out of here and get this woman off of me.” He is turned away from her, or it looks like he is trying to put distance between the two of them, while she looks like she is trying to climb the man.
I don’t know, but in my humble opinion, I do not see a happy outcome for this couple, either. Too many unresolved issues with the Ex, for one reason, and for another, they are just too much alike. He may like to bed women like this, but for anything long term, he has already shown the type of woman he wants to be a step mom for his kids. Ms. Von D. You ain’t it.