It’s the 2010 VMA’s!!!! are you excited!?! Me neither. It’s about an hour in and I already don’t care. I’m already anticipating the reviews and critiques about how much of a letdown the show was and how Chelsea Handler was a horrible host and screwed it all up. The fact is, however, that the VMAs have sucked for the last ten years, and as music just starts to suck more and more, the show continues it’s downward spiral.
Last year sucked too; the only thing that people had to talk about was Kanye and his drunk stage dash. That’s pretty much all we’ve been hearing for this year’s VMAs. Everyone is talking about Kanye and Taylor and what’s going to happen. You know what’s going to happen? Kanye will not repeat last year’s event, but nevertheless, he will be an ass-clown.
“Oooo what if Kanye does something stupid on the VMAs this year?” OF COURSE HE WILL! HE’S KANYE WEST!!! He is an idiot, and idiots do stupid things. Why are people excited about this? What have we learned from this? We’ve learned that if you act like a gigantic moron at the 2009 VMAs, MTV will give you a ton of publicity at the 2010 VMAs.
Speaking of things I’ve learned from the part of the VMAs I was able to stay awake for, I’ve learned that annoying people can really annoy me more than I give them credit for. Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga have an amazing ability to bug the hell out of me when I thought they no longer could. Justin Bieber makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little all the time, and I get tired of hearing about Lady Gaga. Unlike Justin Bieber, however, Gaga actually has talent, but her persona is getting old.
Everyone is always waiting to see what crazy outfit she’s going to wear so they can talk about how shocking it is. You know what? it’s not shocking. If I walked around the neighborhood in a superman cape it would catch some attention and surprise people, but if I did it every day people would just say “oh look it’s that weird guy in the cape again.” This sums up the Lady Gaga experience. She comes on the VMAs wearing some kind of an Indian headdress / prostitute outfit looking like Crackahontas which somehow represents the struggle of the gays. My response: Who cares about your dumb outfit. Come out on stage wearing Jeans and a t-shirt and people will really be talking. and then we have Bieber.
I know that I am too old to get the VMAs or Justin Bieber. I’m over the age of 25 which means that I have been too old for MTV for about ten years, but still…Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber!?! I don’t understand why girls are screaming and holding up signs for this strange auto-tuned hobbit, and I don’t understand why he can’t even have the ability to suck all on his own. He actually lip synced his performance. Justin Bieber is so untalented that he has to lip sync to his own auto-tuned terrible music. I would think that if you record pathetic music then you could at least perform that terrible music live. But I guess I shouldn’t expect anything of value from the VMAs since MTV hasn’t been relevant since Nirvana.