And now, some more useless info to crud up your hippocampus…
Keith Richards recently flipped his stylish tilted lid with a Swedish Journalist, physically attacking the reporter during his interview with him as part of his promotional tour for a new autobiography, a book which surely posits the question: Is there really such thing as a bad drug habit if you have enough money? Richards granted the journalist a 30-minute interview without realizing that it was Markus Larsson, who, in 2007, gave a Rolling Stones concert a terrible review, calling the ancient rockers “amateurs” (can people that old technically be amateurs at ANYTHING?). Upon making the connection in his drug addled melon, Richards, the insulted and apparently still bitter Richards demanded an apology and, when he didn’t receive one, threatened Larsson and struck him in the head, hissing at him, “you’re lucky to get out of here alive.” Speaking of alive, how in the hell is this guys still alive, much less throwing punches? The cigarettes alone should have killed him, but instead here he, alive and taking a swing! Could you imagine Richards coming attacking you? You’d feel like you were in a friggin’ zombie movie. Richards couldn’t knock out the Crypt Keeper in ten rounds for cry aye!
In related news, AMC’s “The Walking Dead” television series premiered in front of an amazing 5.345 million viewers during its initial 10 P.M. telecast on Halloween night. This proves once again that you can never go wrong by making a movie about people eating each other’s crotch or eating each other’s brains.
Until next time, keep your head hidden in the bushes and your eyes on the stars.