You just knew it had to happen, especially with all the jokes about Kim Kardashian’s endowments. Especially when Kim Kardashian is near a body of water. Especially… Anyway, the same people who brought you Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears look-alikes in inflatable love partner form have outdone themselves and come up with a brunette to go with its harem of blond inflatables. Radar Online reports that the life-size “Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll” is being made available to all those fans who want a three-dimensional relationship with the voluptuous reality show starlet without all the talking.
Pipedream Products has unleashed the latest in its “Super Star Series” of life-size dolls with its Kim Kardashian knock-off. Other prominent stars with life-size blow-up look-alikes in the series include Lindsay (you can pretend she’s Marilyn Chambers) Lohan, Britney (hit me baby one more time) Spears, (any ole night in) Paris Hilton, Jessica (she’ll make you think you’re John Mayer) Simpson, Snookie (the “s” is silent for her man) Polizzi/Guidette, and Beyonce (you can put a ring on it, cause she’ll always be a single lady) Knowles.
According to the x17 Online, the company says the Kinky Kim doll is their “filthiest doll yet.”
Kevin Johnson, the marketing manager at Pipedream, was a bit more descriptive:
“We’ve turned up the filth factor with the latest addition to the Super Star Series of love dolls. From the dressing drenched photo on the front of the box to the furiously funny copy on the back, Kinky Kim The Filthy Love Doll is going to be the must have blowup babe of the summer.”
The packaging includes a picture of a Kim Kardashian look-alike model eating a salad, a la her Carl’s Jr. commercials. x17 Online noted that the fast food chain is looking into pursuing legal action over the image.
(The “furiously funny copy” referred to can be read in its entirety on the Pipedream Products website, but be forewarned — it’s a bit on the overloaded double entendre side with a racial stereotype kicker.)
The good news? You can ride in style with faux-Kim Kardashian at your side, slide on over into the carpool lane on the highway and just cruise. You won’t have to worry about anyone yelling at you about how you’re probably lost and need directions — or driving illegally in the carpool lane with your faux passenger — or wanting to change the radio station to some crap you can’t stand…
But the rubberized Kinky Kim blow-up doll is just the latest in a series of bad things that have happened to the real Kardashian. First, she received the terrible news that Playboy had pulled over two dozen naked pictures of her from their vault and posted them on Playboy Cyber Club. The pictures were taken during the 2007 photo shoot and were out-takes from that session. The 29-year-old was reportedly devastated that Playboy had released naked pictures of her that they owned.
Then she was forced to watch herself on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and relive the botox injections all over again. (Shows are videotaped months in advance of their actual broadcast date.) The botox injections and the bruising were horrible enough, but having to relive the horror of Khloe Kardashian sitting there and incessantly making a checklist of negativity had to be excruciatingly painful.
And then she was forced to introduce Justin Bieber at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards.
And now there’s a life-size blow-up love doll of her in production.
WWJD? (What would J-Lo do?)
There would be little help there. Pipedream Products sells a Jennifer Lopez look-alike blow-up doll as well…