Last night Lindsay Lohan got saved in a Baptist Church!! Sources say she is a different person. One of her close friends disclosed , “She is radiant and asking forgiveness from everyone she wronged. It indeed is a miracle.”
The church service lasted two hours pass the regular closing of the service. It took those hours for her to sign autographs for the teenagers.
The Pastor of the church was humble before God as he preached his sermon. He said, “I have a confession to make. I was a hit man before I got saved. I have been pastoring this church for 21 years. Please forgive me for not telling you sooner. I know God has forgiven me. I hope everyone here can see it in their heart to forgive me as well! If you decide to release me from this congregation, I understand.”
”Amen.” Someone stated.
Suddenly a woman in the back of the church, with green sunglasses and a pink scarf covering her hair, jumped up and shouted, ” I forgive you.”
“Amen,” several people yelled.
The pastor asked,” Is there anyone here who would like to dedicate your life to God or want prayer?”
The woman in the back raised her hand.
“Sister, come on up here and we will pray for you. All you prayer warriors come up here and pray for this woman.”
About ten people went forward to pray. At this point no one knew it was Lindsay Lohan. The Warriors surround Lindsay and prayed. After about 10 minutes the group dissembled .
The pastor said, “Miss, would you mind taking off your sunglasses so I can see your face?”
Linsay Lohan took off her sunglasses and many people gasped. There were as many who did not know who she was, or recognized her name.
“Miss if you died today are you sure you will go to Heaven?”
“Would you like to ask Jesus in your heart? All you have to do is accept him and repent of your sins. It is as simple as that.”
Lindsay cried, “Yes, I want to know Jesus. Please help me!” Sure tears of joy raced down her face.
This is fiction.