Thanks to medical technology jive
a woman gave birth at age ninety-five.
The local medias were to interview,
And the public would meet her and baby too.
Local and national newspaper and TV
invaded her cottage this miracle to see.
After their questions to her had been done
They asked if they now could see her little one.
She sweetly looked around at them with a smile,
And told them it would yet be a while.
When they complained she couldn’t “if, and, or but” them,
She said, “When he cries, I forgot where I put him“.