1. Being needy or clingy.
2. Crying for any reason other than a death, a birth, an openly-honest confession, or your team losing in the championships.
3. Being single and owning a cat(unless you’re a firefighter, cop, athlete or MMA fighter).
4. Asking a buddy to explain the rules of football(unless you’re foreign).
5. Ordering a cosmo.
6. Reading Cosmo.
7. Being garrulous.
8. Saying hot women aren’t hot for reasons that have nothing to do with their hotness.
9. Eating Yoplait.
10. Calling porno gross for any reason other than agreeing with your woman.
11. Running from a fight.
12. Lower back tattoo(immediate revocation followed by on-the-spot burning and stamping of card).
13. Watching Dancing with the Stars is permissible, but voting? Nuh-uh.
14. Tivo-ing The Bachelorette.
15. Doing push-ups with your knees on the ground.
16. Not standing up for your woman.
17. Not standing up to your woman.
18. Skipping: any time, any place, any reason.
19. Owning any Twilight merchandise, clothing or paraphernalia.
20. Being critical of this list and/or taking it too seriously.
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