According to MSN.com, the rumor mill is churning out some crazy-insane nonsense. Are you sitting down and holding on to your scungili and your restraining order?
Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino of MTV’s show, Jersey Shore, may be on the ABC Show, Dancing with the Stars. It is also a possibility that Mel Gibson’s embattled ex-girlfriend and reigning queen of baby mama drama, Oksana Grigorieva, may be on the show as well. Oh hell to the no! (http://specials.msn.com/A-List/TV/’The-Situation’-on-‘DWTS’.aspx?cp-searchtext=’The%20Situation’%20on%20’DWTS).
That’s it. I’m done! Television has lost it’s collective mind, but it’s going to be pretty funny and I’ll watch. I’ll be sitting on my sofa in front of my big-ass television screen eating Doritos while my brain dissolves into primordial slime and watch “The Situation” do a Pasa Doble in tight pants and a Flamenco shirt.
My significant other, who I believe is a very intelligent human being, has gotten me watching “Jersey Shore” occasionally and when I questioned his sanity, he stated that he watches it because it’s so stupid that he wants to see what they will do next. He’s right. It is the essence of stupidity and gives me a brain-fart, but it is funny and addictive.
Being that I’m from New Jersey and have Italian relatives, I was first embarrassed by “Jersey Shore”, but surely it can’t be more embarrassing than our former cheating and very married governor, who came out of the closet in the worst kind of way (by getting cold-busted), our super-corrupt politicians who steal money like kleptomaniacs let loose in a Walmart and the overall consensus that New Jersey is the cheesy left armpit of New York City complete with stinky turnpikes!
And Oksana Grigorieva? She may have been famous and accomplished in the music world in Europe, but here, she’s no A-lister. Maybe she learned how to move gracefully and quickly by dodging Mel Gibson’s slaps to her dome. Hey, maybe that’s harsh, but as they saying goes, “be careful what you ask for”. You date an old, drunken, married man with a gang of kids who would leave them and his faithful wife and then pop out a baby to put him on lock-down and that’s what you get, my dear. Karma, baby!
If Oksana Grigorieva and “The Situation” end up on dancing with the stars, then all I have to say is, “Let the dance begin!” and let the sizzling sound of our collective brains permeate the air!