What the heck is a “Muff Cabbage”, is it really a Jersey thing? This crazy word was mentioned in the South Park episode last night titled It’s a Jersey Thing, which spoofed the hit reality show Jersey Shore, and Real Housewives of New Jersey. The funny part, Osama bin Laden ended up in the mix as well.
After the South Park episode aired, thousands of people were Googling and Twitting the word muff cabbage. Did you come up with an answer? Most likely no, because the actual word doesn’t exist yet, unless you live in Jersey and heard the term used before. Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman’s vagina.
After seeing the number one trend was muff cabbage, out of curiosity I had to Google it myself, to see if the meaning was the same or not. According to the Urban dictionary, this word is not listed yet. However, the word cabbage was the number one result with the meaning of vagina, and other slang words for a women’s private area. I guess you can decide from there which word would be the most accurate.
Enough with the cabbage talk, let’s discuss Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh. In the South Park Snooki Jersey Thing video,the producers of the show even have Snooki looking like a orange blimp monster with her boobs hanging out, and puffing away on a cigarette. What does Snooki have to say about this?
According to Radaronline, shortly after the show the Jersey Shore star tweeted “Snooki want smoosh smoosh, and she is going to have nightmares. Well, after watching that episode I would have nightmares too. Between the pointy ears, raccoon eyes, and the hunchback pose, that thing would scare off anyone in Jersey.
Good news though, this can be the next hottest Halloween costume for 2010. Call it “The Snooki Smoosh Monster.” How would you make this costume? I’m so glad you asked, because I love being creative and funny, especially with celebrities.
Celebrity Halloween Costume 2010: Snooki Smoosh Monster
You will need a black Snooki wig with poof on top, thick black eyeliner on top and bottom, funky nose, cat whiskers, pointy Halloween ears, black bikini top, baby blue tank top, white lace coverup, fake orange tan, fuzzy green slippers, hot pink drink cup, huge gold hoop earrings, and funky shaped brows.
Go around trick or treating saying me want smoosh smoosh, and make sure to hunch over at all times.