OK- I’m bored, and slept most of the day because my cold keeps knocking me out, so I figured I’d raise my heart rate a bit and write about my favorite celebrity crushes. Everybody has them, and their completely harmless, so why not entertain oneself a bit and share them with others?
I love Tommy Lee Jones. Not Tommy Lee, I like the old guy- I think he’s hot, hot, hot! The older he gets, the dreamier he is in my mind, and it’s something my sisters tease me relentlessly about every time “Men in Black” comes on TV. I’ve been crushing on him since I was like, 12.
Robert Downey, Jr. Particularly in “Iron Man.” Holy crap, I think he’s hot- and my fiance is a bit jealous (hey, he gets to crush after Rhianna and Sally Fields- and he has a major thing for Katie Couric and Sandra Bullock, too).
Speaking of Sandra Bullock, me and my fiance share this same crush. She is simply the hottest woman on Earth, and I’m not shy about saying it. I have a serious crush on her.
Other women I have a thing for (which spurs serious inquiries from my fiance about what I’d like to do to them, the dirty bird that he is) include Jennifer Nettles from the country singing group Sugarland, Miranda Lambert, Ann Curry from the Today show (she’s hot for an older gal, and I love her whiskey voice), Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julia Roberts, supermodel Christy Turlington (even though she looks kinda like an alien), and Shakira. Oh, pitter pat goes my little heart.
I actually harbor more female celeb crushes than male, because let’s face it, women are just more sexually appealing than men. That being said, Dierks Bentley is my celebrity crush that makes me squeal at the TV in delight the most and go into a coma of lust every time I hear one of his songs, and Michael Grimm (the recent “America’s Got Talent” winner) is so freakin hot to me I actually watched the season all the way through just to see his puppy dog face and hear his oh-so-sexy voice. Damn, he’s hot.
Is my fiance jealous? Hell no, he’s a secure man who would actually like to imagine me and my female celeb crushes together, so he’s cool with those ones, at least. He’s a bit jealous of who he likes to mockingly call “George Bentley” as I crank the radio to blasting every time one of his songs come on, but hey, if Michael Grimm and Dierks Bentley got married and had a baby, it would be the spitting image of my fiance, so can you blame me for those little crushes? I just tell my fiance he’s the sexiest man ever, and he tells me I’m second to the hottest woman he’s ever seen, after a stripper he met when he was in High School. Asshole.
I guess that’s what I get for sharing my celebrity crushes with him.