Here are the best toddler quotes that I as a mother have heard. The first is, mommy what is ears dropping? Oh, you mean eavesdropping, yeah what is that? It is when you hide and spy on people and what they are saying. Oh, well I like earsdropping that is how I found out that Grandma hates your cooking.
Another one of my favorites is mommy how come you are having a baby? Mom: because the stork is coming to visit me. Oh, well my friend Emma has six brothers the stork must have her house memorized.
The third one is daddy how did the moon get there. Daddy: hmm, let me get back to you on that one. Toddler: you don’t know why: Daddy: No, I don’t. Toddler: why? Daddy: Can you tell me why?
The fourth one is: Did you break this glass? Toddler: no, God did. Mom: God did it? Toddler : yes, he broke it, I just heard you say, Oh My God the glass is broken.
The fifth one is:Mommy, why is it raining? Mom: because God is crying. Toddler: God sure cries a lot can we give him a Kleenex.