When it comes to sports, it’s New York that I love;
Let me break it down to you, cause they’re a cut above.
In the sport of hockey, we’ve got the Rangers;
As for the Islanders, they’re always in danger.
The Knicks are the pits;
But at least they ain’t shoot bricks.
I would include the Nets;
But they don’t count, at least not yet.
When it comes to football, it’s the Giants and Jets;
Who will win the chip, please place your bets.
In baseball we have the Mets, who need to be bless;
Will they ever win it again is anyone’s guess.
Last we have the Yankees, who are the best;
If you try to beat the champs, you’ll only fail the test.