According to the NewsObserver.com (http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/08/26/648959/bristol-palin-will-be-dancing.html) Bristol Palin, teen mom extraordinaire, on-again/off-again booty call . . . I mean fiance of Levi Johnston (of “PlayGirl” fame) and daughter of politician Sarah Palin, may be busting a move on next season’s Dancing with the Stars, which will kick off on the 20th of September.
Bristol Palin, age 19, has a baby and remains a single mom. Shouldn’t she stay at home and take care of her child? I guess she is from the Britney Spears’ School of Thought. In the award-winning song, “Piece of Me”, Spears sings, “I guess I can’t see no harm in working and being a mom and with a kid on my arm I’m an exceptional earner . . . now are you sure you want a piece of me?” Well, alrighty then. This is just what the world needs; the glamorization of teen motherhood and popping out a baby before you even go to a prom or get a diploma. Nice!
E!Online reports that other dancing hopefuls may be David “Don’t Hassle the Hoff” Hasselhoff, Brandy, Audrina Patridge (who?) and The Situation from “Jersey Shore”.
I was thinking about suggesting that they rename the show “Dancing with the Fools” but maybe a better name would be ‘Dancing with 15 Minutes of Fame”. Sheesh. Where are the stars for the next season? Nothing seems to be twinking in this line-up. I’d rather see more astronauts and athletes!
Well, if Bristol Palin does land a stint on “Dancing with the Stars”, hopefully she won’t do what she named her son, which is “Tripp”.
And my brain continues to sizzle and melt in the gloriousness of reality television! How’s your brain?