Back in September, Paris Hilton pled guilty to two misdemeanor charges related to a drug bust in Las Vegas and was sentenced to a year of probation, ordered to complete a drug abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine, and serve 200 hours of community service. As part of said community service, Hilton was spotted cleaning up graffiti along Hollywood Boulevard on Friday wearing tight black pants, big hoop earrings, and high heels. The amateur porn actress and apparent dead lay was promptly ridiculed for her choice of attire by witnesses and celebrity gossip types alike. Why the ridicule? Of course Hilton was gonna dress up and wear high heels to clean the streets-she’s better than you! You can’t expect an the heiress of the Hilton family fortune to go around wearing flip flops and sweat pants like you, you friggin slob, she’s got an image to uphold! Look at yourself, making fun of American royalty while you sit there on your fat ass, drinking a sugar loaded coffee as if you need caffeine to sit in front of a computer screen and look at celebrity gossip sites! Pull yourself together, you worthless parasite! By the way, aren’t you supposed to be working right now? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Until next time, keep your head hidden in the bushes and your eyes on the stars.