Warning, Be advised that eating dog or cat food can make a person sick and may cause death in some cases.
Eating pet food can keep you alive if you are in survival mode. Dry dog or cat food can be carried in a backpack if you are out exploring the outdoors and it can save your life if you run into a wild animal. Throwing the food in a direction away from you might lead the animal off your scent buying you seconds to make an escape.
Eating a can or cup of dog or cat food also makes a good dare for players of the game “Truth or Dare.” And it is dirty game play for pranking someone on Halloween.
Cook or spread it straight out of the can wet dog or cat food on a piece of bread and top-layer it to sandwich the food. Give it to your victim or make a small pile of sandwiches for the food table for party guests to help themselves.
If you have a pepper mill you can put dry dog or cat food in it for your victims to grind. You might have to use small size dry food to make the grinding easier. If the victim goes to put pepper on their sandwich or other foods they’ll be grinding the dry dog or cat food.
You can in addition play a drink trick on victims as long as they are allowed salt in their diet. You don’t want someone to eat salt that isn’t supposed to have any for a health reason.
Make a glass or pitcher of tea if you have several guests and put salt in it. If the victim or guests are drinking wine salt the wine. Salt tea or salt wine is an unexpected surprise to the palate that can leave the victims wondering what they just drank.
How funny is that your guest can be the victim of eating dog or cat food and washing it down with salt.
If you have a dog or cat you may want to keep them someplace where they are away from the food table. Guests may start to wonder why your pet won’t quit trying to get to the food when the real reason is that it is pet food. If your guests catch on to the prank you can let your pet have a feast with the sandwiches. Be sure to have plenty of water available to your pet to quench a hearty thirst and wash down all the grub.
When the prank is over thoroughly wash the pepper mill and anything else the dog or cat food comes in contact with.