Lindsay Lohan’s recent TMZ bronzing photo shares Lohan with a good tan on her legs, but did you check out her lips? And she’s not the only one! We did a little electronic investigative work and kissed the last hour away gathering information and celebrity lip injection photos after they have lip-clipsed the sun. Pucker up and enjoy!
Some call them duck lips, others consider them a full-time pout, floppers or plumpers. We like to refer to them as a huge, and we mean big, lip-diculous waste of time and money. But what’s inside those two formations that food and drinks pass while entering the mouth? Why they are lips. Sexy, sensual, smothering lips.
Lips, the tactile sensory organ on a human mouth, helps humans make sounds outside of food and drink entry. But what can a person, say, such as Lindsay Lohan, do to the lips to make them so gigantic?
Autologen and Dermalogen are two forms of injections created straight from the patient’s skin. Once injected the body absorbs the “juices” or “gels” in time. Meaning, that doctor might as well prepare for another visit and soon.
Then there’s the Radiance is a laboratory solution that is injected. Collegen must be tested for allergic reactions but can also be injected. Restylane is a clear gel, inject! Alloderm is a less than heavenly fix as it consists of donor tissue. Let’s just say they take out the insides and pass them along to you, in roll style. The “rolls” are inserted after giving the patient anesthesia. That could be a mouth full.
Gore-Tex implants, sounds like breasts but no, we are talking lips. This time it’s not rolls being inserted but tubes. Fat transfer injections or insertions are other ways to look like Lindsay Lohan. But we aren’t going to explain this one – it’s self explanatory.
Again, we repeat, most lip injections do not last inside of the lips. The “pout juice” absorbs back into the body.
No matter which way you inject it, insert it or simply beat it until your lips are as plump as an old-school punch in the kisser, there’s something to consider before stepping into that doctors office, Plastic Surgery 101 and Plastic Celebrity Surgery.
In one story a pop star named Pete Burns went in for lip augmentation. Simple, thus far, or one would think. Until something went terribly wrong with his lips. His doctor did not remove the augmentation but instead injected him with a suggested substance. Let’s just say that Burns is suing the doc over lip blisters and swelling. It’s not a pretty Plastic Surgery 101 sight.
Then there’s the Plastic Celebrity Surgery lip injection horror clip whereas prepare to possibly be sucked in with these floppy disks. Mother warned you about lips like these, a guy’s fantasy, somewhat.
Lisa “Lip” Rinna, thanks to Plastic Celebrity Surgery, shares a lip-trocity. Another really scary Lisa Rinna can be found in Scarlet Madeline Buzz Net. The mid-portion of this page will give you lip-mares. Included is a Nicole Kidman photo that I wished I had never seen. It gives “down under” a whole new meaning. It appears that Jessica Simpson was trying to speak, in one of the celebrity lip photos, but her lips are so plump, we don’t think she could.
So, question is, do you still want knee bumpers, a pair of your own inflatable rafts? We’ll leave it up to you, but remember. When you see, say, Lindsay Lohan’s lips the size of her cheeks, her cheeks the size of her nose and her nose the size of her ears, what do you think comes next? It’s an everlasting task to match all corners of the body and quite pricey too. Especially when it’s a temporary fix.
(accessed Aug. 27, 2010)