Wowser! Whole lot of lying going on up in this sum bish and the best part is everybody’s getting caught. Oh yeah, nobody’s getting off the hook tonight, but hey the truth will set you free. So let’s go and see who is as free as a bird in Atlanta tonight.
So Phaedra is a big fat liar and on her way to ‘drop a load’ in Georgia with the only doctor she will allow to be near her vagina (except Dr.Dre but that was back in her groupie days) because she is full term. Even nurse Zolciak called shenanigans on her to Dwight,spitting out all sorts of medical term from way back in her nursing years. This time we finally get to hear it from the doctor’s mouth and Phaedra is all well the other doctor has a different opinion, blah, blah, blah. The doctor tells her that there are no different opinions, this is a medical fact. Phaedra just shrugs him off and goes back to worrying about maternal death, you know maternal death, when you die giving birth. Yes, ok right maternal death. I officially suggest that Phaedra does a P.S.A on MTV’s Teen Mom telling all those young ‘uns the consequences of unprotected sex, you get preggers and then you die, life according to Phaedra.
Things just aren’t progressing the way that Dr. Loue would like so it’s decided that it would be best for both mother and baby if a C-section is performed. The Dr. promises Phaedra that he will give her a low incision so that she will still be able to wear a bikini. Oh yay, can’t wait to see those pictures! Then when Phaedra finally does give birth and they show her the baby she takes a peek and with all the love in her heart she says, “Gross.” Oh Phaedra you my friend are an epic FAIL. So full of fail tonight, just so full of fail.
It’s Kandi’s birthday and as a present Bravo decides to finally let us see her clothing store which is only fair seeing how they have promoted the hell out of every other housewives businesses. Kim decides the best way to show Kandi how much she loves her is to give her a hooker wig because long hair is in. I am so not a fan of Kandi’s crazy red hair but the wig was a bughetto gift if I have ever seen one!
NeNe has decided that since she is heading for the big D, she had better get a job. So she heads to the local television station because she wants to be a reporter and interview celebrities. She interviews with some of the staff and they decided to take a chance on NeNe who then dances down the steps. You go girl.
Sheree decides to have a spades party so that all of the ladies can meet Dr.Love, this is a big deal for Sheree because she only invites gay men to her home. So all the housewives new(Cynthia) and old(Lisa) head over to meet the doctor, unfortunately for the doc there were some that already new him. See NeNe and Kandi had both seen him on Ricki Lake and new all about how he was not a real doctor but a poser who had been blackballed from the talk show circuit. So the ladies do what any good friend would do, they get all sauced up and grill the doctor until he is literally wiping sweat off his face. No need for spades tonight kids, lets play 100 drunk questions. Sheree just sat there in shock all embarrassed because she got played and Sheree is not a fan of getting played, just ask the ex-husband. You can just see the revenge forming in her head and I only pray they show it next week.
So what did you think of last nights episode, is Phaedra going to be able to handle life as a mommy and is Sheree gonna handle bidnezz with the fake M.D.? Tell us your opinion in the comments section below.